Amy, this isn’t High School Musical. Yeah, Amy, this isn’t High School Musical 2. Yeah, and it isn’t High School Musical 3: Senior Year.

Mood.

Sometimes it blows my mind that there are people that don’t wear glasses/contacts. Like they can literally see with no aid. Like they wake up and just be out here seeing. What a wild concept.

*me every day* I recognize that America has flaws but people who either idolize it or demonize it miss a lot of its complex history and unique position in the global power structure. Really, what we need is more healthy debate about the future of our country and its underlying philosophy and ideology.

*me july 4th* 

Bringing this back for the 4th! 

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

july 3rd on tumblr: happy peaceful blogging

july 4th on tumblr: 

It is officially summerer now.

gtkm [animated movies]: The Lion King (1994) Dirs. Roger Allers and Rob Minkoff.

Imagine what the Castle kids will bring in for show and tell when Dad's in charge of helping

Lily: “And THIS is my dad’s old phone with a Chinese throwing star stuck in it from when a ninja tried to kill him!”

Teacher: 😳

Or: “This is my dad’s bulletproof vest, with the I in WRITER dotted with a 45. caliber bullet.”

Lily: *holds up vile* “THESE are all the bullets my mom took while she was a cop!”

Teacher: *hands Lily a letter home with an exasperated sigh* Dear, Mr and Mrs Castle, please stop sending your daughter to school with Show & Tell projects that have to do with attempted murders, shootings or any other crimes. The other parents are starting to complain.

Next week:

Lily: “This is the first book my daddy wrote about my mommy. He said I could read it after he ripped out pages 105-106. He wouldn’t tell me why though.”

Teacher: “I give up.”

Lily: “This is a statue of some elephants that used to belong to my grandma. My mom keeps them on her desk now.”

Teacher: “Oh thank goodness. That’s very nice, Lily. You can go sit back d-”

Lily: “One time my mom found an audiotape hidden in one of the elephants and it helped her catch the bad guy who killed my grandma.”

Teacher: *facepalm*

Lily: “Teacher, what’s an audiotape?”

Lily: -shows off bracelet- This is the bracelet my daddy gave Mommy on her first day of being captain. It has ‘Always’ on it, which Daddy says is their special word.

Teacher: Awww, Lily that’s so-

Lily: It’s extra shiny because Daddy got it cleaned after it sat in a puddle of blood.

Teacher: Whyyyyyyyy?!

Lily: - showing off a pressed white rose - this was dad’s flower, he had it on his wedding suit when he married mom. Teacher: God thank you. Lily: He was kidnapped on the way to the ceremony in the Hamptons and disappeared for two months. Teacher: I’m need a drink…

Reece: Dad, it’s not fair, Lily already took in all the best things when it was her turn for show-and-tell.

Castle: Don’t worry, kiddo. I saved a couple of good ones for you and your brother. Here, these are the handcuffs that your mom used on me the first time we-

Beckett: NO.

Castle: - worked a case together. *To Beckett* What did YOU think I was going to say?

Lily: this is my mommy’s necklace. It has my grandma’s wedding ring on it; isn’t it pretty? Teacher: yes, Lily, that’s very pretty. Why don’t you go take your se– Lily: my grandma was stabbed. Teacher: *looks at sky* WHY ME

Lily: This is my grandfather’s watch that my mum wears for the life she saved.

Teacher: *finally relieved* Thank you, Lily. That’s very sweet.

Lily: He used to be an alcoholic.

Teacher: Why am I not surprised?

Lily: *hands her teacher a business card*

Teacher: “What’s this?”

Lily: “That’s Uncle Carter’s phone number. He’s my parents psychologist. Mommy said you might want to talk to him because of all my show and tells.”

Teacher: “You call your parent’s psychologist Uncle Carter?”

Lily: “Uh huh. He takes us out on his boat. Daddy jokes my mommy’s PTSD alone paid for it.” *bounces away, pigtails swinging*

Teacher: “Of course it did.”

That last one… OMG, so wrong.

But you better believe I laughed my ass off.

GUYS DONT STOP THIS MADE MY WEEK AND I HAVE FINALS

Lily, Jake, and Reece

These are the official names of the Caskett babies, according to StudioSystem #Castle

Raise your hand if you’re totally emotionally unprepared for the Castle finale

Just kiss the man in Still.

damn, the notes…

ALWAAAAYS

Always reblog. For science.

#1 rule of the Castle fandom, always reblog

I’m just following the rules.

I’m all about the rules.

it’s like a chain letter.